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OPENSTEP
The One
Joined: May 25, 2003
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Location: Santa Barbara, CA
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 Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:11 pm Post subject: Beatnik poetry : Damn you, powdered Tide! |
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Overpriced though you are,
I bought you nonetheless.
To wash my shell jacket.
You were so weak.
Much weaker than Tanquerary.
And now you are all over
my Laundry Room Floor.
Damn you, powdered Tide!
My dustbuster now smells like
Spring Fresh
I shall still
Get Revenge
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OPENSTEP
The One
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Location: Santa Barbara, CA
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:19 pm Post subject: And accompanying stilllife |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:43 am Post subject: Tide? |
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| No photo of the Tide all over the floor? |
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yoxi
Cipher
Joined: Sep 07, 2004
Posts: 1799
Location: Dawlish, Devon
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: Re: Tide? |
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| Anonymous wrote: | | No photo of the Tide all over the floor? |
I'm sorry, the tide is out at the moment, but please leave your name and number... |
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OPENSTEP
The One
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Location: Santa Barbara, CA
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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White Tide on a white linoleum floor isn't quite that visually interesting.
I'm considering lighting the box and the remainder of it on fire, though. If I do that I'll definitely remember to take pics 
Anyone in the market for a really fresh smelling dustbuster?
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jjmckenzie51
The Anomaly
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
Posts: 1055
Location: Southeastern Arizona
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| Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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| OPENSTEP wrote: | White Tide on a white linoleum floor isn't quite that visually interesting.
I'm considering lighting the box and the remainder of it on fire, though. If I do that I'll definitely remember to take pics
Anyone in the market for a really fresh smelling dustbuster? |
You can keep the DustBuster. I would suggest Liquid Oxygen for the acclerant?
I use Trader Joe's detergent. Gets out all sorts of things....
James |
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jakeOSX
Ninja
Joined: Aug 12, 2003
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| Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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white tide igloo?
cue tomahawk. |
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OPENSTEP
The One
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| Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Done.
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sardisson
Town Crier
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| Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:42 am Post subject: |
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All sorts of fancy new avatars these days 
(Although, frankly, Jake's looks more like a collection of pots and pans to me  ; Ed's I can at least tell is Duke with a beer stein )
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OPENSTEP
The One
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| Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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It's a tomahawk hanging horizontally 
Best I could do on short notice
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