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jakeOSX
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 Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:40 am Post subject: rant about ranting |
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i could rant. i could. for days on end. it would probably even be entertaining.
and i know it wouldn't change a thing.
*sigh*
damnit! |
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doctype
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| Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:47 am Post subject: Re: rant about ranting |
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| jakeOSX wrote: | | ... and i know it wouldn't change a thing. |
A good rant, especially when it has style and is passionate, always makes me feel relaxed and entertained. So, please, don't give up! 
Martin |
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ovvldc
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| Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:47 am Post subject: Re: rant about ranting |
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| doctype wrote: | | A good rant, especially when it has style and is passionate, always makes me feel relaxed and entertained. So, please, don't give up! |
Martin, I don't think that is the kind of change he had in mind... 
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"I think it would be a good idea!"
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LemonAid
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| Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:36 pm Post subject: Re: rant about ranting |
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| jakeOSX wrote: | i could rant. i could. for days on end. it would probably even be entertaining.
and i know it wouldn't change a thing.
*sigh* damnit! |
I feel (somebodies!) pain.
Now if it were entertaining - I would read it and be able to ... vent some ... ire! 
Philip ( hope there is a "special" place for ... software theives  )
\ How come SeaMonkey on Mac has spellcheck, and on Windoze it doesn't - bummer |
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Samwise
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| Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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A rant about ranting. Interesting.
| LemonAid wrote: | | Philip (hope there is a "special" place for ... software thieves ) |
Software prisons ? |
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LemonAid
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| Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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How do you spell that?
<mean rant warning>
M i c o s o f t ??
<sorry - could - not - restrain - my - hands >
Philip ( shame, shame on ... me?!?  |
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jakeOSX
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| Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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but i want to!
maybe i'll call ed. i'll need beer first though. |
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OPENSTEP
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| Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| jakeOSX wrote: | but i want to!
maybe i'll call ed.
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What is this "ranting" thing you're talking about? I never heard the term before
| jakeOSX wrote: | | i'll need beer first though. |
What's beer? I never touch the stuff myself.
ed
/running gag
//hopefully not ball gag... |
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jakeOSX
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:20 am Post subject: |
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oh... it is coming...
*twitch... twitch* |
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OPENSTEP
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:00 am Post subject: |
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I suggest you look for the early warning signs. These may include shortness of breath, a slight huffing sound, increased blood pressure, a tendency to use capital letters, and finding yourself writing and then deleting lots of meaningless gibberish.
May I recommend the use of my patented "rant-be-gone" spray? It's a spray-on topical formula you apply directly to the area where you feel the oncoming rant. No CFCs. This homeopathic solution derived from a secret formula first uttered by Issac Newton has been personally used by all the crowned heads of Europe. "rant-be-gone" will cure all your ranting ills. Not only that it'll leave you with a slight touch of pine and mountain rain scents that blend very well with stress candles.
(or did Philip patent "rant-be-gone")?
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jakeOSX
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| OPENSTEP wrote: | a tendency to use capital letters, and finding yourself writing and then deleting lots of meaningless gibberish.
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yeah that definatly happened.... and then i hit send. |
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Samwise
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:34 am Post subject: |
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Ed's patended "rant-be-gone" spray isn't that effective.
May I advise you to switch to Colgate Rant Total ? It's the only cream that creates a protective barrier which fights germs causing the urge to rant, rant-i-vitis, and bad language, for a full 12 hours 
I heard about it in a commercial. I mean, it's my TV so I trust it |
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LemonAid
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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So you have a Ranting problem?!?
Never Fear - Our secret formula (even we don't know what's in it! ) is the BEST on the Market (or maybe it was in the 7-11?).
Any way - Only $9.95US (plus $22.47 Shippin and Handling - what we lose per product, we make up by volumn! ).
Send your funds TODAY
ps for friendly support, please call out hot line at 1-900-Your-PAL
Philip ( your friendly source of Rant-2B-Gone )
\. Patient pending - since 2001 - available NOW! |
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LemonAid
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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and don't forget our Lemonie Fresh Scent 
\ est. 1952 |
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