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OPENSTEP
The One
The One


Joined: May 25, 2003
Posts: 4752
Location: Santa Barbara, CA

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject:

Remember, though, Yogi prefers Rainier. Made in America baby, in the odd base count of your choosing. Try finding that in metric can counts.

ed

/wishes his motorcycle understood his fetish for SAE tools
//why is canadian beer still base 6 when sold in quantity?
///vancouver counts as seattle from a certain point of view
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LemonAid
The Anomaly


Joined: Nov 21, 2005
Posts: 1285
Location: Witless Protection Program

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 10:19 pm    Post subject:

OK Ed,

I think MY head just ... xPloded!

Philip ( Lucy! You got some splaining to do! Wink )
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OPENSTEP
The One
The One


Joined: May 25, 2003
Posts: 4752
Location: Santa Barbara, CA

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 10:45 pm    Post subject:

Hmm...although a close frieind of mine lectured me any joke that needs explaining isn't funny...

Canada has brought us hockey, great beer, and Corel. Well, ignoring the latter, beer comes in 6 packs, 12 packs, cases, etc.

But Canada has Quebec. While I could forgive them Quebec (since really, French colonization wasn't their fault)

They have the metric system.

Damn you metric system and your easy-to-understand powers of 10. It does nothing but dumb-down the world!

The wisdom of the Sumerians and the Mayans has taught us that base 10 is not the way. We must live in base 60 or, since zero is too Arabic for our modern tastes, base 6. After all, even "fit" persona have a "6 pack", not a "10 pack".

The metric system is rubbish.

Now is the time to claim fielty to the 6 pack, 12 pack, and 24 pack. Base 10 has been forced upon you by leftists.

ed

/sarcasm
//wonders why the Mayans didn't use primes
///base 6 goodness brings you "the real deal", so why fight it?
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OPENSTEP
The One
The One


Joined: May 25, 2003
Posts: 4752
Location: Santa Barbara, CA

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 11:15 pm    Post subject:

(but for a real kneeslapper explain to me how Afghanis on dialup who prefer mailing lists are expected to d/l a multi-megabyte PDF for support. I feel an emerald nuts commercial coming on...)

ed

/runs trinity off of smoke signals
//more two-faced than Nixon
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jakeOSX
Ninja
Ninja


Joined: Aug 12, 2003
Posts: 1373

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 4:13 am    Post subject:

OPENSTEP wrote:
(but for a real kneeslapper explain to me how Afghanis on dialup who prefer mailing lists are expected to d/l a multi-megabyte PDF for support. I feel an emerald nuts commercial coming on...)

ed

/runs trinity off of smoke signals
//more two-faced than Nixon


and here i thought i was the only one.
cue tomahawk.
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doctype
Oracle


Joined: Dec 08, 2005
Posts: 291
Location: Berlin, Germany

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 4:47 am    Post subject:

OPENSTEP wrote:
//more two-faced than Nixon


So all the EAP money is channeled through mexican banks (by nobody less than G. Gordon Liddy) & goes right into a secret hush money fund for clandestine operations against the opposition? I always expected so. Gives the word "bug" a completely new meaning ... Rolling Eyes
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OPENSTEP
The One
The One


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Posts: 4752
Location: Santa Barbara, CA

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:20 am    Post subject:

doctype wrote:
So all the EAP money is channeled through mexican banks (by nobody less than G. Gordon Liddy) & goes right into a secret hush money fund for clandestine operations against the opposition?


Laughing If only I had Ben Stein to write my speeches...

ed
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doctype
Oracle


Joined: Dec 08, 2005
Posts: 291
Location: Berlin, Germany

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:49 am    Post subject:

OPENSTEP wrote:
If only I had Ben Stein to write my speeches...

... you would have someone, who knows how to spin things:
Ben Stein wrote:
Nixon was a peacemaker. He was a lying, conniving, covering-up peacemaker. He was not a lying, conniving drug addict like JFK, a lying, conniving war-starter like LBJ, a lying, conniving seducer like Clinton—a lying, conniving peacemaker.
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sardisson
Town Crier
Town Crier


Joined: Feb 01, 2004
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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject:

/me is thoroughly confused...not only by the recent posts themselves, but by why they're in this (sticky, er, announcement) thread. Confused

Smokey

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"[...] whether the duck drinks hot chocolate or coffee is irrelevant." -- ovvldc and sardisson in the NeoWiki
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LemonAid
The Anomaly


Joined: Nov 21, 2005
Posts: 1285
Location: Witless Protection Program

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:35 pm    Post subject:

cue <Rant> symbols?
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OPENSTEP
The One
The One


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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 8:28 am    Post subject:

sardisson wrote:
/me is thoroughly confused...not only by the recent posts themselves, but by why they're in this (sticky, er, announcement) thread. Confused


I think it's more a sign that we no longer really care and we've regressed into a series of jokes and offtopic banter Smile

ed
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MacRat
Sake Horner
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Joined: Mar 02, 2006
Posts: 364
Location: Earth

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject:

OPENSTEP wrote:
we've regressed
ed


Lets hear it for regression?

Everybody do the banana dance!

Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana Annoying dancing banana
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OPENSTEP
The One
The One


Joined: May 25, 2003
Posts: 4752
Location: Santa Barbara, CA

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 8:37 am    Post subject:

(n Sxy - Sx * Sy) / (n Sxx - Sx * Sx ) ?

ed

/needs coffee
//hopes the dancing bananas don't give anyone a seizure
///i did have to add that, didn't i?
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LemonAid
The Anomaly


Joined: Nov 21, 2005
Posts: 1285
Location: Witless Protection Program

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:19 pm    Post subject:

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh


To

Many

Dancing


Bananasnasandafasd[asplasfgaflggrtests[
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knutkja
Captain


Joined: Apr 20, 2005
Posts: 61
Location: Oslo, Norway

PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:17 am    Post subject:

Hi all,

Some good news after OOoCon in Lyon: the Norwegian OOo Native Language project has put back a link to the Norwegian NeoOffice pages... They had one with a paragraph telling about NeoO, but it was removed after the policy decision...

It seems that they decided to put it back after OOoCon - I spotted it today... It does only says "Also check out NeoOffice", but it's a step in the right direction, right???

http://no.openoffice.org/about-downloads.html

Smile

knutkja
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