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NeoOffice :: View topic - Mad-lib Poll: Most common answer for any OOo question...
Mad-lib Poll: Most common answer for any OOo question...
 
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Most frequently seen "helpful" answer from Ed...
It's in the FAQ...did you read them?
20%
 20%  [ 1 ]
It's in this forum topic http blah blah. Should we put it in the FAQ?
20%
 20%  [ 1 ]
We don't support non GM builds.
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Use NeoOffice/J instead
20%
 20%  [ 1 ]
Not a Mac question. Try oooforum or this user guide or this book...
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Doesn't happen on my machine
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
It's a problem in someone else's code that we can't fix
20%
 20%  [ 1 ]
Got a crashlog?
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
This is explained in great detail in the Start OpenOffice.org documentation
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Sun designed it that way, not us
20%
 20%  [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 5

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OPENSTEP
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:22 am    Post subject: Mad-lib Poll: Most common answer for any OOo question...

OK, figured I'd have a little fun. What the hey, it's Monday.

Seems like I've fallen into a pattern of set responses to support questions, at least, and figured I'd see which one of these generally unhelpful reponses are the most popular among folks receiving them Wink Perhaps I can then write a bot to just cycle through them and post them as responese automatically Twisted Evil Feel free to pose new entries for me to add to the poll, too.

Question: "I'm having trouble with OOo and..." (insert any problem here)

Answer: ...

ed


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sardisson
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:52 am    Post subject:

You should add one for poor Terry: "This is explained in great detail in the Start OpenOffice.org documentation" Wink

And maybe one about "This is a bone-headed decision by Sun's engineers," although maybe that's more of a Neo/J FGA (frequently-given answer, the proper reply to a FAQ!) than an OOo one.

Great Monday post! The week is happier already Smile

Smokey
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OPENSTEP
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:01 pm    Post subject:

ROFL Very Happy I added those for you and terry Wink

ed
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